The Winner Of The Yak's H-A-M Burger Draft Is Announced, And The Winner May Surprise You

 After one of the best episodes of The Yak to date, tailing the case race and the few buffer episodes from before my time, a winner is announced. 

Thank you to everyone who voted, as this would all be impossible without all of you. 

10X.

Now, back to the program.

At the end of the day, none of these burgers were good. Being on the same griddle as the testicle that was KB's burger, especially since it got minutes on both courts, tainted all of the burgers. 

Sas brought it up when there was an actual stream of liquid going from KB's "burger" to Sas' burger.

Even with all the "It's not bad"s, I don't buy it for a minute. The fact that any of these burgers got the nod of "I'd order this at a restaurant," is blasphemy. 

Sure, they probably weren't as bad as some smoothies in the Smoothie Draft, but there's no chance I'm paying money to eat a mio, gummy bears, and applesauce-infused burger.

In fact, at a local Colonial Cafe when I was the wee-bitty age of 14, I ordered a breakfast burger with a fried egg, bacon, cheese, and peanut butter. Yep, peanut butter on a burger. Paid for it myself via my dad's credit card.

Even then, I was hesitant to pay for a burger, via my dad, that had a big ol' glob o' PB.

The reason I bring that up is because even that was seen as a tabo burger. Peanut butter? On a burger? Okay, what's next: Subject 7's anal sludge on a burger?

Right.

However, let's look at the winner of the poll I put out. Again, if you voted, you're goated. (Go ahead and use that to gain the popular vote among teens, next politician.) 

who won the @BarstoolYak H-A-M burger draft?

shout out to @chefdonnyy for whippin' up the burgers!

VOTE DOWN BELOW! pic.twitter.com/y5ul6gTSGh

— Stoolie Blogs (@StoolieBlogs) May 14, 2022

Here's where the votes happened, and while I may have only counted the votes for each poll (Twitter only allowed four members per poll). So, on Owen's fatty dub, the percentage was of the poll he was on, not necessarily the entirety of the pollS. 

‼️ THE RESULTS ARE IN ‼️

WINNER OF THE @BarstoolYak H-A-M BURGER DRAFT IS: @OwenRoeder 🏆

LOSER: @BFW 👎

MVP: @kbnoswag 👍 pic.twitter.com/rztjgFG34r

— Stoolie Blogs (@StoolieBlogs) May 15, 2022

 

The Yak: Steven Cheah admits hatred towards former Barstool Sports CFO

Steven Cheah's Demon Form

On an episode of The Yak presented by Barstool Sports, Steven Cheah got vulnerable about his past with Barstool Sports.

Steven Cheah admits hatred towards former Barstool Sports CFO

Rarely, does Steven Cheah respond to anything without the classic Cheah smirk, but this time, Cheah meant for real.

"[Matt Retnick]'s one of the only person that I ever worked with in my career that I hated. Hated. If he's listening, fuck you." Steven Cheah on former Barstool Sports' CFO Matt Retnick

Steven Cheah's taken a lot of criticism and trolling from Big Cat, and yet, they still seem like best friends. So, it must've taken a lot for Cheah to "hate" someone. 

Along with that, it's not like Barstool Sports is full of completely likable people. Unlikable people make great content, as well as the many likable people. 

Maybe Rough n' Rowdy, Steven Cheah and Matt Resnick? I see clear promo potential in a fight like this. Give it to the people, Cheah.